***HOW TO JOIN FAZE CLAN***

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Cool story right? this is something u hav to think bout when tryin to join faze.
Now do this:

In order to perform the Faze Sacrament, you must create an effigy of the intended victim, assembled from actual body parts, including a heart, skull, bones, and flesh. You must then encircle that effigy with candles. The ritual itself must then commence. You must proceed to stab the effigy repeatedly with a dagger rubbed with joints of a marihuana while whispering this plea: "Sweet FaZe, sweet FaZe, send your quickscopers unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear."